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I wrote this short … entry to provide a window into the current gay, young community. There is an issue here because our current goals do not align with what we can achieve. We need to start...
View ArticleEmpty Vases made at Equinox
While working on an account together, a VP at the company I work for described her visit with a psychic. “Your problem with love is that you are searching for empty vases. Sure the vase looks gorgeous...
View ArticleBREAKING: Paris Hilton’s Attempted Suicide
Please Note: This is a satirical news story to critique current culture. BREAKING: In a tragic twist, very not a “Good Time”, Paris Hilton has reportedly been admitted to the Cedars Sinai intensive...
View ArticleSmall posts, big ideas
My neighbor’s new girlfriend – yes he’s already found one – doesn’t realize how thin the walls to the apartments are. Her obviously feigned moans indicate a woman of Scarlett Johansanian philosophy –...
View ArticleYou’re a wasteful pig
You’re a wasteful pig. No, seriously. You are a buffoon of the worst kind; you’re blind to the shackles around your ankles and because you don’t perceive what’s in front of you, you live in a delusion....
View ArticleHow Ella Got Her Groove Back
Hi everyone! You know, not many of you know this, but I’ve been blessed with the gift of multiple personality disorder. Seriously, I’ve got more personalities than Sybil. Some call it being a crazy...
View ArticleThe Hormonal Witch
Day 1 – Thursday, October 29, 2009 4:13 p.m. – 2 days before Halloween Nestled at the quaint estuary fed by the Piscataqua River is the charming town of Portsmouth. New Hampshire’s government splashes...
View ArticleFit for Love
I stare down at my hands. Short, stubby, sausage-like hands hard and calloused from years of lifting without gloves. EWW! Sand that down! The girls say. I think: Never! Not my battle scars, my muscles’...
View ArticleYou, you, and YouTube
Our thoughts, to the average Joe in 1549 B.C. Egypt, were not thought to belong solely to us. Rather, our thoughts were sent to us directly from the gods. When you are woken up by the sudden surge in...
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